F#ck Festive Day

Seasons Greetings to you all from Dhobit & Fizzle Mittenglitter.....

As you are aware the 'Festive Day' this year will be shared with myself and my lovely wife, Fizzle here at 66 Saffron Way, Waterside Queeff. We are so excited to see you all and your families but we have a concern and it is this. Our small home can’t hold this many people in one sitting so we decided to shift venues to the local Fud Rugby Park with its ample space, BBQ’s and plenty of area for the kids to play and share in all that nature has to offer.

As we know that many of you are 'sporting' enthusiasts I will ask the locals here to put together a team to have a friendly game of rugby in the spirit of friendship and good will with all the members of our family. This promises to be a 'Festive Day' that all of us will remember for years to come.

Hope you are all well and looking forward to this as much as we are. Remember to bring your football boots and sports gear for the match with the locals here.

It’s going to be a Hoot!!!

Faithfully

Dhob & Fizz.

xoxoxoxox

“This Festive Day, no matter what your faith is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.” Author