The Last Royal Luna

“I HATE ALL OF YOU ASSHATS!” I yelled from the couch in my parents living room as another fake contraction hit.

This has been happening since the confrontation with Natalie a few days ago. The doctor called them Braxton Hicks contractions and I hated them. I blamed my mates for getting me pregnant. They don’t have to deal with any of the pain or push a baby out of a small hole would you prefer to stay small.

“I know and if I could take the pain away I would.” Edgar pleaded as he let me squeeze the s**t out of his hand from his kneeling position beside the couch. “And if I didn’t think this clan needed me as much as they do I would be staying right here.” He leaned over and kissed my forehead.

“Yeah, yeah so you keep saying,” I replied rolling my eyes. They all kept saying it since they were all leaving me. “You guys have been repeating yourself since we had the meeting with the tracker two days ago. I get it but I don’t like it. The twins aren’t the biggest fans either.”

“Sissy, we will help you and the twins can just love us more!” Tracy yelled from her bedroom. She was having a tea party with Trixie and their dolls. They both kept giggling every few minutes, so I was surprised they even heard us.

“Hey now!” Asher growled at the playfully before jumping into Tracy’s room and scaring them. A game of chase ensued after that got everyone involved but my mother and me. She had to make them take it outside because they were going crazy.

“Lunch will be ready soon so lets talk a bit,” She said as she sat down and put my head on her lap. “I cannot believe I am going to be a grandma. Do you have names yet?”

“I know. How did you get so old?” I teased leaning into her amazing head massages. “No names picked out just yet. They all said I should chose since I am the one giving birth but that doesn’t feel right.”

I could feel her smiling behind me and it probably had to do with being proud of the boys. “Well maybe you should find your favorites and then have them vote on them?”

“That sounds good. I am just ready for them to be here even if I have to call them baby #1 and baby #2.” I laughed but had to stop when one of the twins did a drop kick on my bladder. “Time to pee. Dang kids think my bladder is a trampoline.”

“Your mother said you were the same way. She never get you to stay very still until the day of your birth.” I heard the waver in her voice and saw the tears once I was able to actually sit up.

“Thank gosh these guys will stay still when I sleep. I hope they like sleep as much as I do because I am gonna need it.” I headed to the restroom with her laughing behind me about how I was screwed. I just flipped her off and waddled my fat a*s to the bathroom.

‘Hey, what happens if we have the twins while they are gone?’ Blue asked looking a bit worried.

‘You better tell their cute booties to stay where they are until their daddies are back. I don’t want to do it alone.’ I whined thinking about doing everything alone. ‘I am already nervous that something might happen to them being around the damn pack. Ill kill that alpha and his f*****g son.’

Blue rolled her eyes at me and went back into humming a song for the twins. It helped with them being bouncy balls on my organs. It also helped to hear what the guys were talking about in the other room. The twins, Edgar, and Alistair had apparently come back in to have a meeting with Heath and a vampire I hadn’t met before. What were my sexy men doing now?

“All of us have to go somewhere this week and maybe next week,” That was Edgar talking. “Since we will be gone Ryder will need extra protection but she would lose her s**t if we brought it up to her so I would like you two to offer your services to help her out. Maybe mow the lawn, rake the leaves, tell her you need help on homework, or anything like that. Got it?”

“I can try. I owe her for showing me Natalie was using me and that I was helping a traitor.” Awe Heath sounded sweet even from here. “But I don’t think she is going to buy us doing that when we haven’t ever done it before.”

“I agree with Heath and Id rather not die by my b***d boiling until I explode.” I am guessing that was the vampire I smelt with them. I don’t know who that is but he smells like one of the covens who was unsure if they wanted to join us.

“She wouldn’t boil your b***d for nothing. Geez just make sure she is fed, got a good show to watch, and has sweets nearby if needed.” That was Knox for sure. His a*s was grass.

I stepped out of the bathroom and walked into the room they were talking in. They all looked at me with their mouths gaping and a scared look in their eye. I don’t know what made them think I was an angry pregnant lady and I stood by that.

“First shut your mouths before you choke on a fly. Second how about ask me how I feel about all this? I am glad you are making sure I am not alone so thank so for that.” I kissed my mates on the cheek before turn to Heath and his friend. “Heath who is your friend here?”

“umm…” Heath stammered.

His friend laughed before putting his hand out to shake mine. “I am Tyler. I come from the Stone Cold Fangers clan.”

“Yes, I remember. You guys almost didn’t join because they were worried about their youth and our youth having issues.” I look at Alistair and he nodded that I was correct.

He looked around everyone but me. “Sorry about that. The leaders are a bit skittish after some issues we hade prior to meeting you.’

“No big deal. It seems to be working great now, right?” He nodded yes with a smile. “Awesome. Now how about we go see about dinner being done. Don’t want me to get hangry and boil someone’s b***d right?” They all looked a bit scared as they pushed me to go faster to the kitchen while I laughed.

My mom scolded me for scaring the boys but my sisters laughed with me. Dad just shook his head at my antics. He knows we are just a like. Melissa was too busy eating bread to even pay attention to me. We both were starting to eat more which meant within a few weeks we would have a little ones here.

My dad clapped his hands and smiled at us. “I have a surprise!”

“Dad I cannot deal with anymore non funny shirts that you find hilarious,” I g*****d remembering the pjs he got me on my sixteen birthday. They had his and moms face all over them.. He thought it was so funny and I was so embarrassed I burned them the next weekend while I was home alone.

“No, you don’t appreciate my humor enough.” He rolled his eyes at me. “The doctor is on his way with the mobile ultrasound unit so you both can see your babies and see the s*x of the babies. The boys will know what they will be having and it might make them rush home even more!”

Melissa and I squealed before rushing to him for a hug. The boys had wanted to find out when I gave birth but I was over waiting. I want to know now. I need to shop and decorate. Nesting was starting in hardcore lately.