SWNOVELS Chapter 17.
17. The laughing jest, the love-sick tale,
The thing about Amazon shipments to Mictlan is that many are dropped off at the little office building near Area Nineteen parking area on Loop Drive inside White Sands National Park or the guard shack at the entrance of what is still called Area fifty-one but known to those living and working inside as Mictlan. A great number of GIs are stationed at either underground facility and make great use of the internet marketplace.
Many of these soldiers, order pornography on blue-ray discs not to watch them on their laptops that might be hacked by what remains of the Han Empire or this new Russia…or, albeit rarely, non-pornographic blue-ray discs or video games…or electronic devices to play these discs upon.
Miraculously skirting copyright or trademark laws…Furversion had become popular since an Easter Bunny expressed his love for Avi Love.
What is Furversion?
Furry Perversion of course… Many GIs had found some outlet to not only become Furries but to find sexual gratification in being a Furry and or a Furvert. And some producers picking up on this created ‘the Whores of Hundred Acre Forest’…
‘Caught me with my hand in the honey jar’…
‘Pooh Buys Eeyore a Sombero’…
But the old standard of Mictlan’s soldiers’ pornographic appetites is still Mumbles Conlodedos movies.
A couple of the GIs at Mictlan…there were multiple facilities in the ZPZ, Mexico, and other parts of the known universe. But the Vulture known as Benedict Habban spied some of the GIs at White Sands watching a Mumbles movie in one of the empty debriefing rooms safely away from the family quarters.
“La Puta y La Mula” was a gripping tale of first love…
Working Girl meets Stable Boy…
Stable Boy falls in love with the Working Girl…
A new definition of bareback or trick riding is born…
Working Girl unsatisfied with the Stable Boy, the Girl works her ass off to buy a Donkey…
In this part of Mexico, this Working Girl cannot own property including those belonging to the genus Equus…Equidae…the horse family…the main conflict revolves around the character played by Mumbles Conlodedos who first works to save money to buy a donkey and then tries to work the system to find out that she can adopt this donkey and make him a member of her family…
There are no laws in place barring her from adopting or marrying the animal but in that part of Mexico, she may not own cattle, horses, donkeys, or land to build her a humble rancho…
The Stable Boy has been busy as well but instead of putting their differences aside he grows jealous and won’t abide her buying a donkey from him to satisfy her carnal pleasures…
In the end like the concealed armor under the poncho scene from ‘Fistful of Dollars’ after being shot several times by the Stable Boy turned gun for hire, La Puta pulls off her poncho revealing her unblemished perky b-cup breasts and chaps with nothing under.
“You’re firing blanks…” she pantomimes as this is an era piece and sign language is yet to be invented…
The rest of the conflict is resolved with an infectious group sex session that includes acts that might make one think Centaurs are real and some of the actors in this film were responsible for their births…and spreads throughout an Old Mexican Village in Chihuahua near La Junta.
Some people have fantasies about going into the locker room shower area of a gym and being greeted with willing partners, I don’t know what homosexuals think but as a middle-aged man with a wholly fantasy sex life, girls or women who play soccer seem to have the right shaped body…and you shouldn’t think sexuality is genetic because that’s what helped Hitler include homosexuals in the holocaust…
What kind of sick fuck thinks the female version of Arnold Schwarzenegger is sexually desirable?
Unbeknownst to the Rabbi, his sixteen-year-old twin sons indulge in Soccer Porn. In 1991 Mumble Conlodedos has yet to change her name or kiss her first…
But there is Joy Azurine Gaudi number sixty-nine…to fill their carnal dreams when they weren’t talking about picking up girls in their Chevys and driving to school separately or not having to ride the bus…
They shared a VCR and the copy of Joy Azurine Gaudi’s great porn always number sixty-nine… “Clean Sheets”. The title is misleading, to say the least.