SWNOVELS Chapter 13
Within a year from now, Tam-Pam would be able to join the Royal American Navy. Tam-Pam and Claude sat close to each other and it kind of bothered Graves. It didn’t bother him because of the idea his little sister may have been sexual with Claude but that they both were going to join the Royal Military after they graduated from High School. It bothered the rest of the Olsen family as well. Michelle and Harold Olsen…were sometimes victims of ‘Little House on the Prairie’ jokes especially when the subject of Harry’s middle name came up…Nels…Harold Nels Olsen and Michelle Olsen.
Harry watched his daughter on the couch with her boyfriend. They were watching that Aberrant Passing cartoon. In the sixth season, Aberrant Passing was up to a bit of Foul Play as he and the heroine Back Draft began to fall in love. She was trying to get him to change his cannibalistic ways…where he should worry about burning the steak and not burning down the victims’ home. In Episodes named, “The Number 23 times 3…” and “Wham, Bam, Thank You, Fire Woman…” Before he could butcher her but after she revealed her secret identity and that she was his only victim to escape…she grew wise to his ruse. This time only her chastity and several bit marks on her right breast were the price for her mistakes. As the song by The Buzzcocks played, she escaped confidant Aberrant Passing or Dexter Morgan had been caught in the inferno as his home collapsed…
“Barbecues are meant for the outdoors. And when in doubt consult your local fire department…” The scarred but beautiful Back Draft spoke to the camera. Her blonde hair didn’t show any sign of being singed in the fire. The animation was so life-like that the viewer anticipated a nip-slip as her wardrobe might have malfunctioned or her negligée was burnt with holes in certain spots. The show continued for two years after Claude and Tam-Pam joined King Bush’s Military.
Days before Tam-Pam and Claude joined the Royal Navy, Graves introduced them to Sol David Druga…he explained that David Estrada was in hiding with the resistance and…they only met Sol via proxy, a letter from Daniel Sanzio.
Daniel Sanzio had moved to the area just before George W. Bush declared himself king of America. Dan worked for the RPS…the Royal Parcel Service…delivering new Kingdom approved graphic novels and a tube of promotional posters.
This news shattered Tam-Pam’s world…but didn’t change how she felt about Claude or joining the Military.
“King Bush is temporary…”
And it was that day when she and Graves were recruited to feed information that the resistance could use to undermine some of the King’s operations without placing American lives in danger. Everyone knew what they were in for and that there was bloodshed when the King came to power and there would be bloodshed when the Constitution of the United States of America is restored. When Liberty rang Freedom’s bell once again.
Harry or Dad as his kids called him, found the DVD set of the entire series at FYE and sent it to his daughter when she was… Tamara Pamela Olsen was in the Royal America Navy and she was a nurse in the sick bay…
When her ship came to dock in Italy, mail was delivered. She played the DVDs on her laptop computer. Her dad included a second set of DVDs of a cartoon about a Ding Dong Ditch Serial Killer and a note.
“Growing up I thought cartoons were for little kids…growing up I thought a lot of things. When you were born your mom and I never imagined you would be in the Navy on a boat.”
Her mom sent a note that began with a smiley face…
“You and your trashy violent cartoons…I’m so proud of you for joining the Military.” Tam-Pam put the other DVD on her laptop as she read the notes from her family over and over again. She then opened a letter from Claude…Ensign Khaled Ali worked on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.