SWNOVELS Chapter CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
Vampires In Control
Unnervingly excited, Davina knelt by Aleisha as she said shakily, “Before we engage, I must make the rules of engagement quite clear.”
“What are you talking about?” Aleisha asked.
“For my first experience with you, I request that you place yourself in Pole Position and do to me what I did to you.” Davina replied.
Aleisha sighed and said dismissively, “I am physically and emotionally weary, so I cannot do what you ask.”
Davina was affronted that the duty she had performed on the vampire, would not be returned to her, and with a tone that didn’t display her affrontedness, but did display her helplessness, she mumbled, “I, I am feeling quite aroused, and I would like you to discard this feeling of arousal to my memory banks.”
Aleisha lay on her back, and she curled a lock of golden hair in her fingers as she asked, “Did you see your Sisters fucking me?”
Davina was distraught that the Spotlight Vampire used such crude terms, although as her arousal was reaching epidemic porportions, Davina mumbled, “Yes, I did see.”
“Well naked witch, if you wish your arousal to be discarded to your memory banks,” Aleisha began, “Fuck me.”
Davina was now affronted, distraught and aggrieved, although, she noted alarmingly, she was also uncomfortably horny. Holding her head high, she said, “Yes, Spotlight Vampire, I can do that.”
“Spotlight Vampire?” Aleisha wondered.
“Sorry, I meant Presentable Vampire.”
“Yes, well Presentable Witch, start discarding, or else I predict that your Sister’s, both of whom look keen to engage again, will start engaging.”
Davina nodded and said, “Yes, I shall engage.” Hesitantly, and with her aggrievement suitably discarded, Davina lay atop She-who-had-offered, and as she moved respectfully, the significance of the occasion hit her. She was just about to engage with Her-who-makes-witches-tremble, so conscious of manners, Davina said respectfully, “Thank-you, thank-you for this opportunity.”
The vampire didn’t respond to the respectful statement, so Davina asked shyly, “May I kiss you?”
Aleisha raised her eyebrows in mock surprise, then she said bluntly, “Young witch, we hardly even know each other, so no, you cannot kiss me.”
Genuinely surprised, Davina muttered, “You just offered me the opportunity to engage with you.”
Aleisha pursed her lips and said wryly, “So, what are you waiting for?”
Davina ran it through her mind then asked, “So just to make this clear, I have your permission to engage with you, but I don’t have your permission to kiss you?”
“Kissing is a very intimate experience, and as I have already told you, I am weary in mind and spirit at the moment and I don’t wish to engage in any kind of activity,” Aleisha began officiously, “So either jump on or bugger off.”
“I’m voting for you to bugger off Davina.” Elsie said politely.
“I’m supporting my sister and hoping that you will bugger off as well.” Elsie agreed.
Davina gazed at her sisters, then she focussed on the mesmerising blue eyes as she whispered nervously, “Of the options you gave me, I think I will accept the jumping on option.”
“Sure, so please begin.”
“And make it quick sister.” Daisy said impatiently.
Elsie nudged Daisy and whispered into her ear, “Actually, I enjoyed watching you engage with the Beautiful Vampire, and I find myself quite keen to watch Davina jump on.”
“Yes sister, watching the Beautiful Vampire being jumped does provide one with a few titillating visual sensations,” then she turned to Davina and advised, “So stop procrastinating and jump her!”
Aleisha looked into her starry eyes, and understanding how over-whelmed the witch was, she said, “Do you mind if I gaze at the stars while you fuck me?”
“Ohhh,” Davina blustered, then she said, “Please Your Grace, please feel free to do as you wish.”
Surprised, Daisy asked, “Did Davina just call the Beautiful Vampire, Your Grace?”
“Yes, she did.” Elsie replied, “Although having been in a similar position, I understand that Davina is so aroused, that she doesn’t know what she is saying.”
“A fair point,” Daisy agreed, although she swung her gaze back to Davina and said bluntly, “Make it quick Davina!”
“Make it snappy!” Elsie added.
“Actually,” Daisy noted, “Davina looks super-horned-up, so I anticipate that it will be quick.”
“I too, am super-horned-up, so do your thing Davina.” Elsie advised.
Davina was super-horned-up, and she decided to refrain from issuing a response to her sisters, instead she said to the vampire, “Errr, I understand that I don’t have your permisiion to kiss you, but you can kiss me if you like.”
Aleisha smiled compassionately and said, “I’m kinda busy not doing anything, so get rocking and carve another notch in your belt, a big notch, the biggest notch that one can carve.”
Gee, the Presentable Vampire was stuck-up, although Davina’s belt was screaming out for the notch to be carved, so she thrusted into She-who-was-busy, and she wanted it to go on forever, although she realised in an instant that Daisy and Elsie would be pleased with her, because this was going to be quick.
Charlene asked loftily, “Vampire, tell me a little about yourself; are your parents rich?”
“Yip, yip yo, youse a’wanta me to fuck the crackle outta yo?”
Charlene recoiled at the overtly sexual reply, although wishing to dominate those who she viewed as being inferior creatures, she regathered quickly then said, “Tell me about your family, tell me about the important and impressive people in your family tree.”
Giddy frowned, then said, “Most of ma family fell outta trees, but I can tickle up yo puss!”
Thinking that Davina had made a serious error of judgement, Charlene gazed around, looking for her personal assistant, although she was distraught that Davina, minus her bathrobe, was already heavily involved with She-who-will-not-be-mentioned. Charlene, understanding that there were significant social differences between her and this bouncing, naked vampire, said bluntly, “Please, go away.”
“What yo?”
“Go away, you are dismissed.”
Giddy stared at her, intrigued. This one was the best looking of the witches, so Giddy said, “I’ma gunna dismiss the Gasm outta yo puss!”
Charlene turned away from her and said, “Go away, or else I will put a spell on you.”
Giddy had already offered up five thousand pre-emptive apologies for any bad stuff she might dun do, and she ain’t done no bad stuff yet, except maybe for breaking Big Witches bed, and maybe breaking the mist too yo; so completely yipped up, she dun did snort and declare, “If youse put a spell on me, I’ma gunna bite your tight ass cheeks!”
Charlene was relatively pleased that the lowly creature had noticed that she was in good shape, so she said, “Of all us witches, it is generally agreed that I have the best bottom.”
Super-spacko’ed-up, Giddy patted one of Blondie Witches buttocks and sneered, “I’ma gunna spank these ass-cheeks red raw!”
Charlene rocked back when she looked into the blazing eyes, because the creature looked like a crazed lunatic. Shakily she said, “You, you may caress my buttocks, although I expect a manner of decorum to be present in your actions.”
Giddy shook her head and said, “Nit-nit, don’t know what the fuck yo talking about, but yo ass is just about to be spanked!”
“No, wait a minute, I expect you to be-”
“Spank your ass!” Giddy interrupted, “Then fuck the crackle outta yo!”
Charlene considered that Davina’s judgement was now seriously in question, although as a Beckwith-Hargreaves, she was always in control, she had a birthright and a heritage that demanded that she be in control, although the vampire didn’t seem to realise this, for the vampire accosted her in a most unseemly manner. Charlene was thinking that she should object quite vigorously to the unseemliness, but very quickly and aggressively, more unseemliness happened as the vampire ripped off Charlene’s bathrobe. “Excuse me!” Charlene snorted. Giddy looked at her and gushed, “Yo look right up and down fuckable!” Charlene thought that sounded like a compliment, although she protested when the vampire pushed her on to the sand, “Hey!” And the vampire jumped on her, and Charlene yelped, “Excuse me!” And the vampire ground into her, and Charlene muttered, “Ummm, excuse me, please control yourself!” But the vampire no control, and Charlene fretted as she feared that the vampire wasn’t paying attention to her any of her objections, and she didn’t know what fuck the crackle outta yo, meant, although she fretted with greater intensity as she felt parts of her crackle being fucked out of her, and she whimpered, “Hey, listen … hoooo, God … ohhh dear … goodness me …”
“Piper, come on!” Jenna exclaimed.
“What?”
“Jump on!”
Piper looked at the bike, a harmless looking three-wheeler with a fur covered seat. Conscious of Jenna’s apparent recklessness on machines, Piper said, “Okay, but you’re pissed and wasted, so take it easy.”
Jenna smiled wickedly and said, “Just get on … and hold on tight!”
Jenna revved the shit out of the bike, then she screamed off, and Piper shrieked as they thundered and skidded their way around the lake. Jenna pulled the bike up, then panting, she said, “Okay, your turn.”
“I don’t know how to ride a bike!” Piper exclaimed.
Jenna smiled and said, “Ohhh, the bold and daring Sioux Falls gal is backing down?”
Piper bristled, then she hopped on the bike, and after Jenna wrapped her arms around her bare torso, Piper said threateningly, “Hold on gal!”
After half a lap of getting herself used to the bike, Piper kicked it up, and they roared along the track around the lake. Jenna screamed out, “Yeah, this is the Piper Macleay I remember!”
As bodies dropped into the lake, and a bike screamed around the dirt track, Daisy watched the starry-eyed Davina stumble away, then she faced Elsie and said, “I may have two more climaxes in me before the sun rises, and I wish for the climaxes to be performed atop the beautiful vampire, so please Sister, go away.”
Elsie huffed and replied, “I as well, may have two climaxes in me before the sun rises, and they will both be performed atop the beautiful vampire.”
Aleisha loved these niggling little cuties already, and she said, “So you guys are the same as us, and you don’t like the sun either.”
The heads snapped around, and Aleisha said, “Sorry, I meant you witches.”
Still looking around for the easily offended witch, Daisy said, “We are undead, and sunlight will kill us, but please don’t say that word again, because if you do, we won’t have to worry about the sunlight, because Jess will kill us.”
“I’m sorry, I won’t.”
While gazing around, Elsie saw Jess, and she muttered, “Ummm, I think Jess is imbedded in the sand.”
“Really?” Daisy asked as she stood and looked over. “I wonder if she can get up?”
“Let’s go and find out!”
Daisy turned to Alesha and said, “Excuse us for a minute beautiful vampire, because an unusual opportunity has become available to us.”
“Don’t go anywhere beautiful vampire, we shall return shortly.” Elsie added.
Daisy and Elsie scampered across to where Jess lay, and after a thorough investigation, they both felt at ease. Their easily offended sister had been driven eight inches into the sand, and with her arms and legs spread, she resembled a Snow-Angel. “Hello Jess, can you get up?” Elsie asked.
“I’m not sure,” Jess replied, then she said, “Can you help me up?”
Daisy and Elsie glanced at one another, then Daisy said, “No, we will not help you up, because you look less confrontational in your current position.”
Feeling gloriously relaxed, and also a little mischievous, Elsie smiled cheekily, then said, “Hey lady, how ya doing?”
Daisy was surprised by the cheekiness, although she giggled, then said, “Yes girly, are you okay?”
Jess stared at them, and Daisy and Elsie prepared themselves for a roaring lecture, although surprisingly, Jess said shyly, “Yeah, I’m fabulous.”
With startled expressions, Daisy and Elsie exchanged another glance, then Daisy said, “Ummm, I just called you a girly!” and Elsie said, “And I called you a lady!”
“Yeah, well thanks guys,” Jess swooned contentedly, “What about you dudes, are you both having a good time?”
“Goodness me,” Daisy spluttered, “What is wrong with our obnoxious sister?”
Elsie tapped Daisy on the shoulder and said, “If she can’t get us, maybe we should take advantage of this situation.”
“What an excellent idea,” Daisy replied. She faced Jess and asked, “So Jess, you can’t get up?”
“No, can you help me?”
“I like you being imbedded in the sand.” Daisy said smugly.
“And Jess, seeing as how you appear to be imbedded in the sand, this seems like a good time to tell you that I am a girl, a female.” Elsie stated.
“Yes, and I am a girl as well.” Daisy added.
“And seeing as how we can see your breasts and vagina, we need to inform you that you too, are a girl!” Elsie exclaimed.
“Sure, so thanks guys, and can someone find that cute little vampire and send her back over here?” Jess asked.
A little stunned, Daisy replied, “I believe Charlene was engaging with the funny little vampire.”
Elsie gazed around then said, “Ohhh no, the funny little vampire is hopping around again.”
Daisy noted that what Elsie had said was true, so she asked, “Hello hopping, chanting vampire, where is Charlene?”
Giddy stopped prancing and pointed to a spot six yards to her right.
Daisy said, “I don’t see her.”
“Nit-nit, yo,” Giddy said shyly, “Shim’s here, in the ground.”
“What did the funny vampire say?” Elsie enquired.
“I’m not really sure.” Daisy replied, then she scuttled over and said, “Goodness me, Charlene is imbedded in the sand!”
Elsie raced over and stared at Giddy as she asked, “Did you do this to her?”
“Nit-nit, I’m guessing so, I fink.”
“What did you do to her?” Daisy asked.
“I just fucked her crackle, that’s all.”
“What did the funny vampire say?” Elsie asked.
“Again, I cannot answer you, because I am unsure what the funny vampire said.” Daisy replied. She looked at Jessica, then she looked at Charlene, then she declared, “The funny vampire has imbedded two members of our coven into the sand, and that is not very sociable, and it is also quite unacceptable!”
Elsie looked at the funny vampire and advised, “We don’t mind if you imbed Jess into the sand, but we are aggrieved that you have imbedded one of our leaders in the sand!”
Daisy nudged Elsie and said, “Since Jess is quite securely imbedded, maybe we should call her Jessica.”
“What a grand idea!” Elsie replied, although her aggrievment with the funny vampire had not abated, and she faced the vampire and said sternly, “Except for Jess, do not imbed-”
“You mean Jessica.” Daisy interrupted cheekily.
“Yes, Jessica. Except for Jessica, who is a female, do not imbed any other members of our coven into the sand!”
Feeling not entirely like her usual self, Charlene mumbled, “Ummm, Daisy, Elsie, it is okay, I mean I gained a measure of satisfaction by engaging with the vampire.”
“But she imbedded you in the sand,” Elsie began, “Do you want me to put a spell on her?”
“Don’t you dare!” Charlene replied loudly, then she settled down and said timidly, “Just, just send her over again.”
“No wait up, send her over here first!” Jess called out.
“Excuse me Jessica,” Charlene snapped, “I am one of the leaders of the PRW, so the uncontrollable vampire must attend to me first!”
“Anyway Charlene, we need to scamper back to the beautiful vampire, but before we go, do you want us to get you out?” Daisy asked.
“Don’t call her beautiful in my presence!” Charlene snapped, then she said more demurely, “But yes, I would like some assistance.”
Daisy and Elsie hauled her up, and Charlene stood and brushed the loose sand off her body. Charlene said, “Thank-you.” then gazing at Daisy, she asked, “Would you be so kind?”
“What Charlene?”
“Errr, brush the sand off my buttocks.”
“Hey yo, Blondie Witch got sand up her ass crack!” Giddy whooped.
“Goodness me!” Daisy huffed, then she respectfully brushed the sand away.
“Thank-you very much.” Charlene said, then she looked shyly at Giddy and asked, “May I lay with you again?”
“Nit-nit, I canna help yoself, and I might put yo back in yo ground, so yo get more sand up yo crack.” Giddy said guiltily.
“What did the funny vampire say?” Elsie asked.
Not fully understanding what the vampire had said, and trying not to appear like a fluttering nincompoop, Charlene said quietly, “Vampire, let’s just share another kiss and see what happens.”
“Then me next!” Jess called out.
Davina wandered over, still in a dreamy contentment from laying with that vampire, the vampire of men’s and God’s dreams, and now the vampire of her own waking dreams; and she was going to ask Charlene, Your Grace, did the creature treat you with the respect that you are entitled to? Although the question appeared inappropriate, because Her Grace was minus her bathrobe, and particles of sand dotted her body. Davina picked up a bathrobe and said, “Your Grace, a bathrobe.”
Charlene glanced at the bathrobe, gazed shyly at the small vampire, then said, “Thank-you, but not at the moment, because the bathrobe may become more of a hinderance than a necessity.”
“Want me to fuck yo inside out?” Giddy asked excitedly.
Davina waited for Her Grace to reply to the crude question, and she thought the most appropriate response would have been, Please refrain from being so crude, and conduct yourself with a little dignity. Although Your Grace, she no reply, and Davina saw her lover’s eyes light up in a most undignified manner, so she asked hesitantly, “Your Grace, the vampire does not appear to be affording you the respect that you are entitled to, so do you wish me to mix up a potion to bring the vampire down a few levels?”
“Don’t you dare!” Charlene stated, then she turned to Giddy and said meekly, “Creature, I require a kiss.”
The vampire did not kiss Your Grace, instead the vampire pushed Your Grace on to the sand, and stunned by the inappropriateness of the action, Davina roared, “Excuse me!” Charlene said hestitantly, “It’s okay Davina.” The vampire jumped on top of Charlene, and Davina huffed, “Excuse me creature, control yourself!” Charlene mumbled, “Ummm, it’s okay.” Giddy did what she does, and Charlene yelped in apparent helplessness, or pleasure, and Davina, embarrassed by the frenetic activity, considered turning away, although she couldn’t tear her gaze away, because this was like watching a car crash, or like watching a never ending parade of cars crashing. The morbid fascination of the event had her eyes fixed on the activity, and she lived every startled yelp, intrigued as the vampire ground Her Grace into the sand.
At the completion of the event, the vampire bounced up and hopped around as she declared, “Thanks yo, Blondie Witch, yo a Mega-nit-nit-fuck!”
Charlene swooned as she asked breathlessly, “Did the creature say that I am a Mega fuck?”
Davina gazed at the creature, then turned her attention back to Her Grace as she mumbled, “I believe she called you a Mega-nit-nit fuck Your Grace.”
“Is that good?” Charlene asked.
Davina gazed at the creature again, then said, “She, she seems happy, or excited, or something like that.”
“Davina …”
“What Your Grace?”
“Me too,” Charlene gushed, “I am happy, or excited, or something like that.”
Not used to Her Grace being so un-dignified, Davina inquired hesitantly, “Your Grace, do you require my assistance to get you out of the trench?”
“Hooo,” Charlene blew out in confused rapture, “I’m so oblivious to everything at the moment, that I do not know how to answer that question.”
Never having seen Her Grace so mumblingly helpless, Davina asked shyly, “Bathrobe?”
Charlene sighed, then said quietly, “Davina, I’m oblivious to everything, so I will address the issue of the bathrobe when I’m in a less obliviated state.”
With Her Grace driven into a trench, and with the crazed creature hopping around again, Davina asked politely, “Your Grace, may I be excused?”
Charlene swooned, then said, “You may be excused while I continue to obliviate.”
Davina scampered away to become part of the foursome again, and she discarded her own bathrobe with indecent haste. Aleisha gazed at her and said, “Ohhh hello.” Davina knelt before her and asked, “Presentable vampire, can I assist you in any way?” Aleisha gazed at the three naked witches, then she cooed, “Okay, so whose turn is it for Pole?”
*
The sun wasn’t threatening yet, but with more than an hours drive in front of them, Livinia advised her clan members to dress and prepare for departure.
As one of the leaders of the Pistols, Piper approached Apollonia and said, “Thank-you, thank-you for this night. We have a better understanding of you guys now, and-”
Daisy had experienced the very best night of her life, although she knew that the night was nearing its conclusion, and the forthcoming future moments wouldn’t be as grand as the past moments if offensive pronouns were verbally relayed. Not wishing to be disrespectful to the creatures who could rip their throats out, Daisy interrupted bashfully, “Ohhh dear, excuse me Vampire Leader, Jess is no longer imbedded in the sand, so please don’t say guys.”
Elsie was startled, and afraid, because Jess was no longer imbedded, and she said to her sister, “Daisy, don’t you say g-u-y-s,” then she turned to everybody and advised, “Please, nobody say g-u-y-s.”
Everybody looked at Jess, although Jess was involved in a messy kiss with Giddy.
“So anyway, we have a better understanding of you witches now, and again, thank-you for the night, because it was awesome!” Piper concluded.
Apollonia turned to her charges and asked, “Babies, did we enjoy?”
Jenna nodded and said, “Mistress, I believe that vampires are no longer our enemy.”
Davina gazed shyly at Aleisha, then she faced Apollonia and said, “The lowly creatures have added an extra dimension to our night.”
Vicky the witch said, “I used to think that vampires should be killed, but now I think they should be kissed.”
Daisy said, “This has been our best ever Samhain!”
Elsie bounced on the balls of her feet and declared, “I am in love with a vampire!”
Debbie said, “Great fucking night yeah, I mean I crossed an item off my bucket list!”
Jess said, “The vampires are pretty cool guys!”
Apollonia turned to Charlene and asked, “Snookums, did you have a good night?”
Charlene gazed shyly at Giddy, then said, “As one of the leaders of the PRW, I will extend an invitation to the vampires to join us again next year.”
“Or next week.” Elsie added shyly.
“Hey up, nit-nit, want me to lick the sand outta yo ass crack Blondie Witch?” Giddy asked.
“What did the funny vampire say?” Elsie whispered.
Slightly embarrassed, and also feeling a little exposed, Charlene muttered, “Ummm, ummm, my personal assistant will attend to that matter.”
Slightly embarrassed, and also feeling a little exposed, Davina muttered, “As you wish, Your Grace.”
Before she left, Jess handed Giddy two small white pills and said, “You are a crazy fucking lunatic, but try these pills and your craziness might go to a new level.”
If somebody gave her pills, Giddy never asked what was in them, she just accepted them. In her former life as a homeless street kid, you never knocked back a free hit, you simply took the risk, because if the free hit killed you, it didn’t matter none, because if you died, you wouldn’t be forced to face another harsh, brutal day. With the pills in hand, Giddy mumbled, “Thanks yo, witch fucker.”
Daisy leant in towards Elsie and whispered, “Did the crazy vampire call Jess a witch fucker?”
Elsie was just about to respond, yet Jess gazed at the crazy vampire and asked expectantly, “Next time Aleisha comes here, you come too, yeah?”
“Mistress tells me what I can do and what I canna do, and Blondie Bible says’um iffen I’m behaving, yo.”
“Is she speaking English?” Elsie wondered aloud.
Jess chuckled, then said, “Listen, come over again and misbehave.”
“Yes small vampire, you have my permission to come here again.” Charlene added.
Aleisha curled her arms around Apollonia’s neck, and she looked into her eyes as she cooed, “Thank-you Great Queen, for everything.”
“It’s been my pleasure Pretty, although …”
“What?”
“I seemed to have missed out on my Pretty-Pretty-time.”
Aleisha smiled knowingly, then cooed, “I’ll make it up to you.”
“Yeah Pretty, swing that sweet ass over this way anytime.”
“Any time at all!” Daisy chipped in.
“Except daytime.” Elsie added.
The vampires climbed into the van, and Elizabeth poked her head out and said, “Apollonia, Queen of the Witches, for the memorable experience that you gave me, I will forever be in your debt.”
“Cool Cutie, it was my pleasure.”
“Yes Apollonia, thank-you for everything. It has been a memorable night.” Livinia said gratefully.
On the way home, Giddy said, “Mistress, the big witch gave me pills, yo wanta try one?”
More than slightly pissed, and more than slightly wasted, and also in glorious reflection of the night already, Aleisha said, “Don’t say nit-nit.”
“I no say nit-nit, I say yo.”
“Ohhh, a thousand apologies, but don’t say yo, and what is it?”
“Fucked if I know.” Giddy replied.
With memories of mind-altering experiences still fresh and sweet, Aleisha gushed, “Why not!” And together they popped then swallowed the little white pills.
Elizabeth sighed, at peace with the world after reuniting with her partner, and Aleisha sighed, at peace with the world after having so many nine-out-of-ten orgasms that she’d lost count, and Piper and Isabelle burped, and Giddy farted, and Ruby chuckled, and Vicky snuggled into her partner, and Sophia swooned, “Baiser fucking baiser …”