Traveller Probo

CNN

Breaking news regarding the Transporter, humanity’s most enigmatic invention.

Researchers now confirm that final tests on a second operational Transporter are under way, meaning soon there will be more than one Transporter to target historical locations for research.

Spokesman for Transporter Corporation, Dr Phil Walker, said, “The development of the second Transporter has been through a cooperative venture between technology owners, Helguard Security and Woomera Technologies, with close assistance from the US Government.”

“As tests confirm the effectiveness of the new system, the United States will make final preparations for their project to the prehistoric Mississippi Civilization that inhabited central and southern USA.”

Spokesman for Mississippi Traveller, Professor William Cowen, confirmed that the American Traveller team is now in final training for the project, which may be launched as early as September this year.

Professor Cowen said, “We plan to use new drone technology that allows high altitude observation to scout for danger.

“We don’t wish a repeat of the tragic events of New Zealand Traveller, where there were injuries and fatalities, both in the past and in the present day.”

The Mississippi Traveller team has been training around the target location of St Louis, Missouri. Though the final timing for Mississippi Traveller has yet to be confirmed, the names of team members will be announced to the public later this week.