SWNOVELS Chapter One - Hundred Twenty - Nine: Break in the Weather
One-Hundred Twenty-Nine: Break in the Weather
Dustin
Thank fucking god, the weather finally turned, and the rain is over. While I love a good prank, it was starting to get out of control. I mean Peter, Colin, Zak, and Seth had it coming. Kaleb got Marcus good. However, I guess since they were doing so well Mykenzie and Kylani continued to prank everyone. Well, they got Ashton (who they always seem to pick on). Most of the time, he does bring it on himself. They also got Tarlek and Brandon as well. Poor Nigel even got it. Although that was by accident, he showed up on the third day of the war to get hit with a bucket of honey and a glitter bomb. I am pretty sure he is still getting glitter out of his hair and stuff. He was so pissed even if Rye told him how pretty and sparkly he looked. That also got Nigel involved in the war. Now Rye has sparkly lime green hair. He is still trying to come up with something to get Nigel back.
“You two get the fuck outside,” I say.
I literally shove Mykenzie and Kylani outside. It's a nice sunny day. They need to get the fuck out of this house and do something. Hopefully, now that the shit weather is over and everyone can go back outside, things with calm the fuck down. They are more than happy to get out of the house. I feel sorry for the omegas that now have to clean up after this prank war.
“Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those two?" I ask no one in particular.
“Are you seriously asking that about my sisters.?" Chris asks.
“They get stuck inside too long and get bored. Things happen.” Donte answers.
Great, now every time we have shit weather for more than a day, they are going to pull shit like this.
“How come they don’t do shit like this in the winter. That weather is worse than this.” I ask.
“Yeah, they hate the cold, so when that happens, they just go somewhere warm.” Chris answers.
True, I remember that one time when they came walking into the packhouse in the middle of winter in shorts and bikinis. These two need to get some hobbies.
Jace
I am glad the weather finally cleared up. The last three days have been crazy. I am looking at a picture of Colin dressed up in that outfit on my phone. I have to say that this prank war was one of the best ever. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Poor Seth; I know he is still pissed about that. When they got Zak, that was some funny shit. I still laugh at the whole wolf icon comment. When I walked in and saw Peter and Colin, I lost my shit. But I got some good pictures of it.
“You had better erase that fucking picture.” Colin snarks as he walks into the room.
“Nope, I am gonna get the bitch printed, framed, and hang it up on my wall,” I tell him.
His hair is still black and yellow. Yup, he still looks like a bee. I give him a big smile. He just grumbles and walks into the bathroom. A light shower of glitter drifts down as he walks. Yeah, we are still cleaning up glitter. Dustin is not happy that the packhouse looks like a fairy wonderland. I leave the room to go outside. I see all the women outside with the kids when I get there. I look around, and I can say that this is the most colourful pack I have ever seen. I am just glad that I did nothing to piss off Mykenzie and Kylani. Watching them get back at those four was impressive. They did it quietly and calmly. They never told them they would get them back and walked around the house like nothing was wrong. I sure as hell never want to be on their bad side. Poor Nigel got sucked into the war. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was pissed as I would have been.
“Dustin kicked them outside. He told them to get the fuck out of the house.” Blake says to me.
“I can understand why,” I tell him.
He nods, and we keep watching what the girls are doing. They all look like they are overly happy to be outside. I wonder if they got anyone else before the weather let up. All of a sudden, the ground shakes. We all look at the girls. They seem calm, so who or what caused that?
"OK WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO. WHEN I FIND THE TWO OF YOU, I AM GONNA KILL YOU.” I hear Chris yell.
He comes barreling through the trees. Well, I guess they did get one last person before the weather let up. He has a rainbow extension in his hair and has on the sluttiest dress I have ever seen. They also put make-up on his face. Very slutty looking make-up. Both Blake and I start laughing. I look around, and Mykenzie and Kylani are gone. Dustin and Kaleb come running out of the house. They stop dead in their tracks when they see Chris. Guess he is not as immune from his sister's pranks as he thought he was. They double over laughing. Nymyra turns and also starts laughing. Chris is pissed. He stomps back to his place; I am assuming to shower and change. Oh, those two are good. They even got their own brother—all of a sudden, everybody's phones buzz. I look at mine. Oh shit, they sent a picture of Chris to everyone in a giant group text.
“YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD." He yells.
I wonder if they included their family members in the chat. They have also sent pictures of the other four as well. This group text is going to be going off for a while. Funniest shit I have seen in a while.
Hades
I am sitting here in my office when my phone starts going crazy. I ignore it until I hear Persephone start laughing hysterically. What the hell is going on? I walk out of my office to find her in our bedroom, laughing so hard tears are streaming down her face. I pull my phone from my pocket and see I have a text. I open the text. Oh for fuck sake! What in the hell is going on in that house? I have pictures of some of the guys with coloured hair. What the fuck is going on in these other pictures. I decided to see what the hell was going on there. when I get there, I found Zeus, Poseidon, Aphrodite, and Athena. What exactly am I looking at?
“Apparently the last three days there was a storm and everybody was stuck inside,” Zeus explains.
Ok, I get that, but that does not explain the pictures. Kaleb walks over, greets all of us, and explains what exactly happened. Now it all makes sense. Then he tells us about the rubber spider incident. Well, no wonder those four got it so bad. Yeah, you don’t do that to my nieces. I just shake my head and leave. I have more important shit to do than try and figure out what is wrong with everyone in that damn house.