Chapter 20: The Novel
Characters
BEN: a man in his 40’s.
GIRL: a young female college student.
NARATOR: a middle aged man, dressed in black.
Setting
BEN and the GIRL are on a campus walkway.
Scene 1
(NARRATOR to the audience.)
NARATOR
Ben is an English professor at a small college. His actions are often shrouded in mystery and occasionally he disappears. This is one of those stories.
(Ben and a female student are on a campus walkway. The girl is jogging. She runs past Ben, stops, and runs back.)
GIRL
You’re that professor, aren’t you?
BEN
Which professor?
GIRL
The one that everybody is talking about.
BEN
You mean the one whose novel he’s hoping to have published soon?
GIRL
No, the one that all the girls are talking about?
BEN
Well, that would be nice, too. But, I don’t think so.
GIRL
You are the one that assigned the sex novel for the literature class.
BEN
Are you talking about Vladimir Nabokov?
GIRL
Is he the one who wrote about the illicit relationship between an English professor and his 12-year-old step-daughter?
BEN
Lolita.
GIRL
Yes. That’s it. It’s about pedophilia.
BEN
It’s love story.
GIRL
It’s creepy.
BEN
It was one of the great novels of the twentieth century.
GIRL
Nobody reads that anymore.
BEN
They should.
GIRL
Well, this is the twenty-first century. You could have been more current.
BEN
Good literature stands the test of time.
GIRL
It’s pornography.
BEN
Who says so?
GIRL
All the girls in your class. I heard they went to the Dean.
BEN
That has all been cleared up.
GIRL
I heard that you were in trouble.
BEN
Because of the novel?
GIRL
No. Because you were inappropriate with one of the students.
BEN
I don’t think so.
GIRL
They say you’ve been seeing a student outside of class, at the beach.
BEN
Who’s saying that?
GIRL
The girl who went to the beach.
BEN
Is that a problem?
GIRL
The Dean thinks so. It’s all over campus.
BEN
I didn’t hear that.
GIRL
Social media too. I suppose you didn’t know that either?
BEN
No. And, nothing happened at the beach.
GIRL
Well. Everyone thinks so.
BEN
But I didn’t do anything. I simply assigned a novel by one of the great authors of all time and I met to discuss it with a student.
GIRL
Sex novel. Inappropriate meetings. Maybe, you should have talked to her on campus? (beat) Once.
BEN
I have academic freedom. I can pick whatever novels I want. And, I can discuss them with students wherever.
GIRL
I’m just saying, you need to do something.
BEN
What?
GIRL
Get a lawyer.
BEN
But I didn’t do anything.
GIRL
That doesn’t matter. You need legal counsel.
BEN
I’m innocent.
GIRL
It’s not looking that way on campus.
BEN
I don’t know what to do?
GIRL
It might be good to lay low. You could disappear for a while.
(NARRATOR to the audience.)
NARATOR
The girl then turns away from Ben and continues on her run. Ben has a look of bewilderment. Even those closest to Ben couldn’t see what was coming next.
BLACKOUT