Roommate Arrangement (Divorced Men’s Club Book 1)

Me: Date ideas?

Griffin: Getting back on the horse? Good for you.

Art: Want-to-date-you date, or get-in-your-pants date? Important distinction.

Orson: If Payne only wanted to hook up, I’m sure he wouldn’t have needed us for that.

Art: Good point. In that case, I’m of no use here.

Orson: Who are you romancing?

Me: Beau. But it’s less romancing, and more helping him with a practice date before his one this weekend.

Art: And suddenly I’m interested again.

Orson: This sounds dangerous.

Griffin: And by “dangerous” Orson means Beau is going to be snapped up if you’re not careful.

Me: There’s no snapping, no danger, I just need a low-key date idea.

Art: Low-key? No. What you need is to give him the most mind-blowing date so that whatever this other guy is planning is an utter disappointment by comparison.

Me: And again, it’s not real. He’s nervous, I’m trying to help.

Griffin: “Help” 😉

Art: With his dick?

Me: You all suck.

Orson: What did I do? I think you’re being very sweet.

Me: I’m not trying to be sweet, I’m trying to be a good friend.

Griffin: “Friend” 😉

Orson: Of course we believe you.

Art: Nothing friendlier than a suck and fuck.