Reborn in steel

The Humphrey discovery

“Good afternoon, children.” “Good afternoon, General Humphrey, sir!” the children say. “My name is Charles Humphrey, I’ve dedicated my soul to the United States Army. I trained to the core to get up to the higher ranks and was a cold stone killer! And now as years go by I am going on 106 years on this planet. I don’t plan to retire anytime soon, I will lead my troops until I drop to the floor!”

“Today, as the General of our very country, I wanted to give you smooth brained snot noses a history lesson! This base was made during the times I was only a soldier, we used this base for all kinds of things! Like weaponry armory and even a spot for all the troops to hang out and plan our next moves on the battlefield!” A little girl in pigtails raises her hand, “excuse me sir” “Yes darling” I reply. “Why did you join the military” she asked. “Well, Life comes with many challenges and some you got to have thick skin for! That’s what being a soldier is all about, to protect the country and the ones you love. Maybe one day one of you brats will take my role.” I pause in silence. “Hahaha, over my dead body!” I tell them. “Were you saggy and old too?” another kid says, “Hey! You better have some respect there, brat! I was still young and in my prime, then I would make every one of your grandfathers shaking in their boots!” “My grandpa died” Another kid says” “Yeah, yeah good for you enough chitter chatter, Let’s go see some history!”

I opened the gates and the first thing I see was broken up robots everywhere. I stand there in confusion on why robots are here in the first place, not only that but why do they look like they got caught up in a hurricane. Then a flashback struck me like lightning. Suddenly I remember the entire reason Why this place was never revisited. I quickly try to get everyone out of here and call personnel as quickly as possible. “Alright children uhh I have to cut your visit short today, everyone leave now!” I tell them. “But we didn’t even get to-” I quickly cut off the girl with the ping tails. “Go now or every one of your parents gets arrested!” The kids board back on the bus and drive off. I called up personnel to help me investigate. “I need all personnel down to the New Mexico military base IMMEDIATELY AND BRING ME THAT PSYCHOTIC SCIENTIST TOO!”