Puck Shy (Carolina Comets)

“Say, did you catch the Carolina game the other night, Mikey?”

“I did. And if you’re getting at what I think you are, that girl held that sign up all night long, Jonesy.”

“Interviewers asked Collin Wright after the game what he thought and he opted to not answer, which led many to speculate about whether he knew the woman or not.”

“Hmm, interesting. Oh, wait, hang on here. I think we have another Sign Girl tonight. No, wait. There are two! Hey, Jobe, can you get that camera over in Section 217?”

“Well, I’ll be. We do! We have one tonight, Mikey! Looks like Collin Wright might have his very own fan club following him around.”

“What’s it say tonight, Jonesy?”

“Hey, #96! You know what they say about tall hockey players, right? And the other one reads, Big sticks!”

“Oh, thank god. Thought we were about to be in trouble on network television for a moment there, Jonesy.”