Chapter 5: Miss Secretary is a fujoshi! (4)
"How many men have you been sleeping with? What is your position? Top or Bottom?"
Xiaojun almost choked out of nothing. He saw the expectant eyes of Shi Qiang. Her eyes glimmered with ambition as if her inner fujoshi nature had been slowly emitted out. Xiaojun avoided her gaze and nervously asked, "W—Why are you asking that? It's a private matter, you know…"
"Well, indeed, it is a private matter. But sir, you seem very relaxed when you admitted that you are gay, even as far as telling me that you are full time gay. Does this mean…"
Xiaojun gulped. He didn't want to admit that he was still a cute virgin with a little pink mouth down below. He was a popular bachelor and was popular with both men and women, 'Should I admit that I don't have any sexual experience at all? No, no, no, I must set an example for her! She is my fellow comrade, and I am the male one here!"
"O—Of course, I have a lot of experience! I've slept with many men!" Xiaojun thundered, but his voice was shaking. Shi Qiang squinted suspiciously;
"Are you a top or bottom?"
"T—That..." Xiaojun's ears reddened, and his face was hot. He wasn't prepared to delve deeper into this topic, "O—Of course, I am a top! A certified top! I stand above all!"
'Who gives that kind of certification? Is that a self-certification?' Shi Qiang thought.
"Really?"
"Yes! Don't you believe me? Do you think someone like me is still inexperienced?!"
'Your answer pretty much says that you are inexperienced, boss…'
Shi Qiang felt that Feng Xiaojun's answers and actions were very unnatural. However, it seemed that he was embarrassed to admit that he was still an inexperienced virgin for twenty-eight years.
Although her fujoshi's energy started rushing in her blood, she didn't want to make him uncomfortable. Thus, she had to hold all her questions as a fujoshi… for now.
"Yes, sir. I believe you," Shi Qiang said flat, solely to maintain Feng Xiaojun's confidence.
The awkwardness lasted for a while, with Xiaojun repeatedly tried to dodge Shi Qiang's peering gaze on him. He felt that Shi Qiang had instantly shed her fidgety, cute act once he told her they were comrades.
Shi Qiang herself didn't care about her image in front of Feng Xiaojun once all her imagination about CEO had been shattered into pieces and cruelly stomped by the said CEO. Her expression was flat, and her eyes were peering at him, trying to analyze something.
"You don't seem to be excited after knowing that I'm a fudanshi, at least not as excited as when you see me as a cold CEO," Xiaojun pondered.
"Well, I am happy to find a comrade nonetheless. But I'm in tremendous mental shock after my imagination about a cold, handsome CEO has been shattered into pieces. Don't you know that a girl's fantasy is the strongest thing on the planet?"
"W—Well, they are free to imagine, of course…" Xiaojun laughed awkwardly. Then he tried to shift the topic, "So… are you late for the interview because you binged on a BL story last night?"
"Yes, I was reading Painter of the Night," Shi Qiang replied and then sighed, "Since I will be working as a secretary tomorrow, I guess I can't be doing that often."
"Hehe, don't worry, you can always read when we're on a trip or something," Xiaojun joked, "I read a lot of BLs whenever I have the spare time."
Xiaojun rested his back on the chair, he was relaxed, "But of course, work is work. Whenever it's time for work, then we should be serious and dedicated until we finished the task."
"Yes, boss."
Xiaojun and Shi Qiang felt that they clicked with each other so naturally, like a long time comrade. Both of them had the feeling that they would really be good acquaintances for a long time.
Not long after, there was a knock on the door. Both Xiaojun and Shi Qiang glanced at the door, and Xiaojun whispered, "Act like I've properly done an interview with you."
Xiaojun's shy expression vanished instantly, and his cold, domineering CEO face was on point. Meanwhile, Shi Qiang also got into the acting, and the excited and fidgety expression returned on her face.
"Come in," Xiaojun said.
Aunty Xu opened the door and put served the takeout lunch from the restaurant on a plate. She put the lunch on the table when she heard Xiaojun suddenly said, "You've passed my interview, Miss Shi. Secretary Xu will instruct you about your desk job, you will start working tomorrow."contemporary romance
Aunty Xu held her breath and glanced at Shi Qiang, whose porcelain cheek turned peachy, "T—Thank you, Mr. Feng."
Aunty Xu turned her head at Xiaojun and saw a small smirk on his lips.
'Oh my god! There it is! Xiaojun is in love! My little Xiaojun is finally in love! I really thought that he was gay because he never has a date with someone before! Thank you, Buddha!' Aunty Xu was about to shed joyful tears. But she tried hard to retain her professionality, and she said;
"I will take Miss Shi out and teach her about her desk job, sir," Aunty Xu said.
"Please do."
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Shi Qiang followed Aunty Xu out of Xioajun's office.
Aunty Xu was really excited that she could burst into thousands of bubbles. She cupped Shi Qiang's fingers with her palm and said, "Young lady, you are fortunate!"
"Y—Yes?" Shi Qiang blinked few times. Because Secretary Xu was the epitome of a senior professional secretary, she thought that Secretary Xu would be harsh.
"You must work hard, okay? Xiaojun is hard to please, but he is loyal and a hard worker! Oh my god, this is the first time I've seen him smirking like that, and you are also the first woman he accepted to work directly under him! Young lady, I fully support your relationship with him!" Aunty Xu said excitedly.
"T—Thank you, ma'am…"
"Thank Buddha, my suspicion that Xiaojun is gay is wrong!"
'Aunty, you're not wrong. He is full time gay…' Shi Qiang answered in her heart.
Meimei will be very happy about this news!" Aunty Xu took out her phone and started texting someone, whom Shi Qiang guessed was Xiaojun's mother.
Shi Qiang felt that she had been thrown into a novel, but not that typical; My CEO is in Love with me and wants to marry me. What to do?
It's more like; My CEO is gay and secretly reads BL, and I am his closest confidant. What to do?
While Shi Qiang was trying her best to fit in her new world, Xiaojun was sitting on his chair, eating his lunch while watching a drama on his phone with earbuds, he commented;
"Damn, Wang Yibo is very handsome as Lan Zhan."
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