Chapter 37: The Misadventure of Zhu'er and XiaoXiao! (4)
"This is like a fanfic, kyaaaah!"
…contemporary romance
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'OH MY GOD, SHE KNOWS ME, I'M GOING TO GET DISCOVERED!!' Sun Zhu was screaming in his heart, he didn't know whether it was just a coincidence, or this girl had amazing fifth sense. Sun Zhu glanced at Xiaojun, afraid that Xiaojun would get suspicious.
But he also saw Xiaojun stunned with shock on his face, just like Sun Zhu.
'HOLY FRICK! HOW DOES SHE KNOW ME?! WHAT IF ZHU'ER RECOGNIZE ME!?' Xiaojun also screamed in his heart. He was in too much shock that he didn't dare to glance at Sun Zhu.
The girl seemed to be in a good mood and asked more. "Gege, can you two open your masks? I want to see your face because you two look so similar to those male gods!"
"Cannot!" Sun Zhu and Xiaojun said at the same time. The girl was surprised by the strong reaction of both, making them so suspicious.
The girl squinted at both Sun Zhu and Xiaojun suspiciously. "Wait, you two are not the real Sun Zhu and the real Feng Xiaojun, right?"
"H—How could that be?!" Sun Zhu denied vehemently. "I am just a regular cameraman, working daily to earn some money."
"M—Me too. I'm just an office worker in a small company. I only get minimum wage," Xiaojun added.
The girl still had questions in her head, but if these Geges said so, then so be it. The chance of them being the real Sun Zhu and Feng Xiaojun was so little after all.
"Anyway, Geges look so good together. It makes my heart flutter! My big sisters will be happy to see you guys!" the girl said.
"Big sisters?" Sun Zhu asked.
"Yes, I have two big sisters, and both of them are also fujoshis!" the girl said excitedly. She introduced herself first, "My name is Shi Meili. I am the youngest of the Fujos Sisters! My oldest sister is Shi Ying, and my second sister is Shi Qiang."
'SHI QIANG?!' Xiaojun's heart almost popped out of his ribs when he heard Secretary Shi's name. He finally realized why this girl's face was very familiar.
Turned out, she was Secretary Shi's little sister.
Shi Meili seemed to be in a good mood. She wanted to talk more with these two handsome gays that totally looked like Xiaojun and Sun Zhu. But then she got a call from her big sister, "Ah excuse me, Geges. But my sister is calling me. Let me talk with her for a minute."
Shi Meili picked up the call and left Xiaojun and Sun Zhu.
Both Xiaojun and Sun Zhu had the same thought. They stared at each other and nodded at the same time, 'We need to get out of here quickly!'
"Yes, Jie… Ei! Geges! Where are you going?!" Shi Meili called Xiaojun and Sun Zhu.
Xiaojun and Sun Zhu ran to leave the arcade with their gay penguin dolls. They sat on a bench after making sure that the girl had finally lost track. It was such a nerve-racking experience for both of them.
"Huff… I'm glad that she lost our track," Sun Zhu said.
"Yes, she was deadly accurate," Xiaojun said.
"I know, right?" Sun Zhu added.
One minute… two minutes… three minutes…
'Wait…' They thought at the same time.
Sun Zhu and Xiaojun stared at each other's eyes in unison. They gulped, hoping that their prediction was incorrect.
"X—XiaoXiao, you are not the real Feng Xiaojun, right?" Sun Zhu asked.
Xiaojun shook his head and nervously replied, "O—Of course not! How could Mr Feng Xiaojun have the time to go on a date like this? He must be very busy with work stuff even on the weekend."
Sun Zhu was still unsure because his heart somehow told him that the real Feng Xiaojun was with him right now.
Xiaojun didn't want to be pitted alone, so he asked, "Zhu'er, you are not the real Sun Zhu, right?"
"Of course not! How could Sun Zhu have time to go on a random date when he is busy shooting a new drama instead!" Sun Zhu denied vehemently.
"Good, because I don't like that arrogant guy, hmph!" Xiaojun said. Though he was still unsure whether Zhu'er was Sun Zhu or not, at least, he knew that arrogant movie emperor wouldn't even bat an eye on him and went on a cheap date like this.
Sun Zhu gulped. He felt really guilty because he was fighting with XiaoXiao before they could even meet properly. Now it would be even more complicated for Sun Zhu because XiaoXiao already hated him without him knowing.
Since their arcade date was cut short, Sun Zhu and Xiaojun walked around aimlessly until they found an ice cream vendor. Sun Zhu bought two ice cream for them and sat on the park bench. They ate in the same manner as what they did in a fast-food restaurant. It was already evening when they finished their ice cream.
Sun Zhu and Xiaojun stared at each other. "Did you have fun?" Sun Zhu asked.
"It is a great date," Xiaojun said sincerely. "It's enjoyable and unpredictable, which I like."
"I'm also glad to take you as my first date, XiaoXiao," Sun Zhu said sincerely.
"Zhu'er, I will try my best to fit a good schedule for our next date!" Xiaojun said.
They stared at each other awkwardly for the last time and nodded. "I—I guess I will be going now," Sun Zhu said first. Xiaojun nodded and watched Sun Zhu's back that was getting farther and farther.
After he predicted that his Zhu'er was already far away, he took out his mask and took as much breath as he could. "Ah, using a mask can be annoying sometimes," Xiaojun complained. He looked around and saw no one in this park, so he took out his phone and dialled Shi Qiang.
"Hello, Secretary Shi! Today's date with Zhu'er is so funny! I will tell you later!"
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"What? No, no, I didn't get discovered. I'm safe! He doesn't know that I'm Feng Xiaojun."
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"Yeah, I suspect him to be real Sun Zhu. But Zhu'er is very nice, unlike your stupid male god! I swear I will feel played if Zhu'er turns out to be him!"
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Xiaojun was bickering with Shi Qiang on the phone while Sun Zhu heard everything. He returned because he wanted to ask Xiaojun if he wanted to be accompanied back home for his safety.
But this…
'XiaoXiao is… Feng Xiaojun?'
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