Chapter 716 – 717
Chapter 716
Charlie nodded in satisfaction and said: “Come on, start quickly.”
After speaking, he picked up the phone and pointed it at the man and his son.
The two men stood side by side, Liu Ming wiped away his tears, and said with a strong smile: “Hello everyone, I am a poor hanger, Liu Ming.”
Liu Guang also hurriedly said: “I am Liu Guang, the father of the poor hanging.”
The two men said at the same time: “Our father and son will tell you a cross talk today!”
Liu Ming continued: “Everyone must have seen these two characters on my forehead. The reason why I engraved the two characters on my forehead is mainly because I have always been arrogant and engraved these two characters on my forehead. It’s just to remind everyone that I am poor.”
Liu Guang also said: “I say that I am a hero, a hero, and I am a hero of my son. Since my son has carved the word “poor hanging” on his forehead, then I definitely can’t hold back my son, so I had this on my forehead. “Father of Poor Hanging”.”
Liu Ming said at this time: “When you see this, you will definitely ask, why are my dad and I so arrogant? This is mainly because we have a very good relationship with the Wu family!”
“Yes!” Liu Guang said next to him: “Everyone knows that the Wu family is rich, but the most powerful thing in the Wu family is not rich, but a son who likes to eat sh!t!”
Liu Ming answered, “Yes. Speaking of the son of the Wu family who eats sh!t, everyone must have watched the video on YouTube. This guy has to eat one meal an hour, and one bite will not work. He is in the hospital toilet. In order to eat something hot, he pulled the Old Master who was being relieved from the squat pit and grabbed the sh!t from the crowd. Do you think this is an ordinary person?”
Liu Guang echoed from the side: “According to you, this Wu family is really extraordinary!”
“Of course.” Liu Ming nodded repeatedly and praised with a thumbs up: “So I still have to say that the Wu family is amazing, or else, the second young master of the Wu family, can he be so arrogant?”
Liu Guang asked curiously: “Hey, right, why haven’t you heard the second young master of the Wu family recently?”
Liu Ming said: “I heard, he is living comfortably now! It’s a royal treatment!”
“How do you say?” Liu Guang looked gossip.
Liu Ming said: “He is doing great now. He lives in the Wu family’s mansion. It is said that there is need of 20 special pulls in a day, and he eats fresh.”
Liu Guang asked in surprise: “So exciting? With more than 20 meals a day, can the Wu family’s output be sufficient?”
Liu Ming said earnestly: “That’s definitely not enough. Think about it, no matter how the Wu family can pull it, they can’t stand up to occasional constipation or something.”
“Ouch!” Liu Guang blurted out: “Then the second young master of the Wu family might be interrupted!”
After that, Liu Guang asked Liu Ming: “Dad, do you want to sign up, and go to the Wu’s house in Suzhou for a few days, and give many warm meals for Mr. Wu?”
Liu Ming nodded repeatedly and smiled and said, “This is a good idea! If we go, the Old Master from the Wu family, that b@stard, and the b*tch Regnar, won’t they be grateful and kowtow to us?”
When he said this, Liu Ming’s heart trembled.
This is really going to offend the Wu family to death!
Liu Guang felt like jumping wildly in his heart, but he glanced at Charlie and could only bite the bullet and continued: “It’s more than a kowtow! He’ll probably grateful to kneel and lick with both of us. I heard that the Wu family likes it. Recognize us godfather everywhere, maybe when you get excited, you have to recognize me as a godfather or something.”
“Old Master Wu likes to recognize his godfather?” Liu Ming asked in surprise: “Why do you have this habit?”
“Then who knows to go.” Liu Guang shrugged and said, “I heard that the old immortal has already recognized more than 300 godfathers. It may be that the old immortal likes to be a son!”
Chapter 717
Liu Ming quickly took over Liu Guang’s words and said: “Then if I go to the Wu family, will the Old Master from the Wu family also recognize me as a father?”
Liu Guang snapped his fingers: “Hey, don’t tell me, I think it’s very likely!”
Liu Ming hurriedly said, “Oh, dad, this is not okay! The Old Master calls us both fathers, so don’t we two have a difference?”
Liu Guang thought for a moment, then nodded and said, “It makes sense, then I will let him recognize me as a godfather. Isn’t it all right?”
Liu Ming hehe: “I think it works!”
Liu Guang said at this time: “In fact, this Wu family has a little special hobby. Not only Wu Qi likes to eat sh!t and Old Wu likes to recognize godfathers, but Regnar also has special hobbies.”
“Really?” Liu Ming asked curiously, “What is Regnar’s hobby? Could it be that he also likes to eat that stuff?”
“It’s not.” Liu Guang said, “I heard that when Regnar was young, he had a strong green hat plot.”
Liu Ming asked curiously: “Dad, what does the green hat plot mean?”
Liu Guang said: “Hey, he just like to be cuckolded, and the more he wears, the cooler he is!”
Liu Ming exclaimed: “Is it so magical?”
“Of course!” Liu Guang laughed stiffly and said, “It is said that when Regnar was young, he had a particularly lofty dream.”
Liu Ming hurriedly asked: “What dream?”
Liu Guang said: “He dream of wearing 10,000 green hats, but if lose one, he felt that life is not fulfilled enough!”
Liu Ming put his finger to the fortune and said, “Dad, wearing a green hat 365 days a year, Regnar will wear a green hat for 30 years! The key is that his wife can’t stay idle all day long!”
Liu Guang smiled and said: “Look, you don’t understand this. Who said that people wear one top a day? Sometimes people wear several tops a day, or even several tops at a time!”
When Liu Ming heard this, he immediately gave a thumbs up, and exclaimed, “Why don’t you say that the Wu family is awesome! It’s amazing!”
After that, Liu Ming asked again: “By the way, Dad, that Roger, does he have any special hobbies?”
“He?” Liu Guang laughed, and said, “The Wu family is the most powerful a**!”
Liu Ming asked curiously: “What is it?”
Liu Guang said mysteriously: “Actually, this b@stard is a homos3xual!”
“Huh?” Liu Ming exclaimed, “Roger is gay?!”
“Yes!” Liu Guang blurted out: “He is not only gay, but also the kind of character who is f*cked by men inside! I tell you, don’t watch him drag him to death all day long, in fact, he will change immediately after closing the door. Become a perverted fake lady! It is said that he likes to hang out with strong men most, and there are several at a time, very powerful!”
He said, “Do you know? There is a bodyguard named Jones Zizhou beside Regnar and Roger. This person is amazing! Back then, he was a super master who killed people without blinking. Later he took himself with to them. A few of brothers worked as bodyguards next to the Wu family’s father and son, but this person is also a gay, who happens to be the type that Roger likes, so Roger and these five bodyguards stay together all day long, singing songs every night. So happy!”
“Oh my God!” Liu Ming exclaimed: “It turns out that the Wu family are all playing so exciting! I was really ignorant!”
Liu Guang smiled and said: “Let’s put it this way, this Wu family, one of them counts as one, all of them are perverts among perverts, stupidly among stupidly!”