Justin Time and the Time Trappers

“So, did you find caveman whore?” I asked Sheamus Sapphire.

Sheamus looked at me and squinted his eyes as if he was trying to come up with some clever comeback. I had walked into the Chronoton department this was the part of the division that was responsible for measuring those Chronoton particles I measured earlier.

“You aren’t worth the time,” Sheamus said in his typical Golordia Beta accent.

“Shay-shay I’m hurt,” I mocked holding my chest in mock pain.

“Don’t call me Shay-shay,” Sheamus said.

“So, did you find this chick or not?” I asked.

“Just about,” Sheamus said as he tapped away at different things on the screen, I had no idea what any of that crap meant but I didn’t need to. “So, if you shut up for a moment, I can get to you.”

“What do you think about boss lady?” I asked.

“You still have a crush on her?” Sheamus said sighing.

“What she’s hot.” I said.

“She’s also your superior officer,” Sheamus said.

“So?” I said.

“So, there is no way she would even look at you in that way,” Sheamus said.

“Oh, come on how can she resist this?” I said pointing at myself.

“I swear you are quite the character,” Sheamus said. “I seriously doubt that Paula would be into you.”

That was her name! I thought to myself. Her name was Paula Plum. I couldn’t believe that I had forgotten that, Paula was such a nice name and it fit her. Everything about her screamed my name is Paula to me.

“Come on how can she resist,” I said.

“I swear, maybe you should ask out Beth in HR,” Sheamus said.

“That mouse?” I asked. I knew who he was talking about.

Beth White, the HR director, she was super cute but was also super introverted, there was no way I would ask a girl like her out.

“Actually, you’re right don’t ask her out you would corrupt that nice girl.” Sheamus said.

“The hell you think I am like a bane to female kind or something?” I said.

“Maybe you are,” Sheamus said.

“Shay-shay I’m hurt!” I said.

“Don’t call me Shay-shay.” Sheamus said as he continued to tap away at the console in front of him. “Maybe someone should go back and erase you from your history.”

“Wow, that hurt,” I said.

I waited, sitting behind Sheamus. Half thinking about Paula. She knew what she was doing I mean crossing her legs the way she did and sensually acting the way she was. There was no doubt, man I wanted to do it with her on her desk so bad. I ran my hand through my hair trying to distract myself.

“Do you seriously not think of anything else?” Sheamus said looking in my direction holding a glass pad. I looked at him confused. “Your little Justin gives you away.”

Sheamus got up pointing at the bulge in my pants.

“Don’t tell me you haven’t fantasized about her,” I said.

“I’m married,” Sheamus said. “Happily married.”

With that he walked out.

“Thanks Shay-shay,” I called out.

“Don’t call me that,” Sheamus said annoyed as he walked out.

I looked at the glass pad. It said the date 10,284,483 years ago, 214 days ago, 32 hours ago, and 27 minutes ago. I grabbed the pad and pulled up my arm. I activated my gauntlet and pushed the pad into a side insert and it rolled a time thing on my gauntlet. It was set.

I quickly looked over the file of Adrien Maroon. It all looked normal. Until this business of her dad being General Adrian Maroon, I thought the name seemed familiar and clicked on it. Yep that’s who I thought it was. There was only one Adrian Maroon that I knew about, he was a member of GABE the rebel group, Golordians Against the Black Empire.

“Geez named your daughter after yourself?” I snorted and flipped back to Adrien Maroon.

She seemed super dorky, masters in this science, bachelors in that science, degree in this other science and doctorate this other ten-letter word that there was no way I could ever hope to pronounce.

“So why did she want to become a caveman fucker?” I asked myself.

She had a squeaky-clean record. She didn’t even have a record of ever buying a dildo on file, I had no idea why such a record would exist but I had to check anyways.

“Maybe she’s just into kinky crap,” I shrugged.

I got up from where I was reviewing the file and decided to head off to the time travelling zone. As I did, I passed Paula who was standing next to the communal water fountain. She was sipping on her cup as she talked to some other chick, I forgot what her name was for a moment, Beth that's right…she was from the HR department. Paula gave a brilliant smile that gave me a huge hard on and she snorted cutely clearly from some joke either her or Beth had said.

I noticed that she had one of her heels half off and was kind of playing with it with her foot. That nearly made me explode in my pants. I ran off and for the third time today did my deed in the bathroom.

“Damn I need a girlfriend,” I sighed as I washed my hands. I looked up at myself in the mirror and winked at myself. How could anyone like me I was a sexy beast.

I gave myself thumbs up again and walked out of the bathroom for the third time that day gave myself thumbs up and walked out of the bathroom towards where the time machine was. I did pass Paula who was still chatting with Beth, but I put my hand over my eyes, so I couldn’t see her and simply kept going. I never had to do it four times in a day before, I wanted to keep it that way. I had some self-control I would like to imagine.