Extracts from The Diaries of 'Professor' Cornelius Crane

The Y2K panic has everyone abuzz (Again!)

The doom prophets are having a field day!

‘At midnight at the end of this year we will experience a global computer meltdown sending us spiraling into the Dark Ages. Chaos will rain down upon all mankind and anarchy will reign supreme.’

Of course, I know that apart from a lot of hangovers from the New Year’s celebrations, life will carry on as usual.

Although, I guess for some, hangovers are a part of their normal life. I should know - after my second divorce I was doing a half bottle of scotch a night!