Extracts from The Diaries of 'Professor' Cornelius Crane

Next Saturday, Hannah’s coming round to babysit me again. Needless to say, I’m looking forward to it with much reserved excitement.

It’s my parent’s 10th Anniversary, and mine and Hannah’s 1st.

Yep, it’ll be exactly a year since that first time I coerced her into my bed. Time seems to fly, although as a child in my first life, I remember that the passing of a year could seem like an eternity.

In the interim, I’ve decided to buy her a rather pleasant anniversary gift to celebrate our very special friendship.

I just know she’s gonna love it to bits!!!