End Game (New York Stars Book 1)

Matt: Ommmggggggg, you and Gracie look soooo cute together.

Cole: LOLZ. Yeah, just SOOOOO cute. So perfect.

Gray: A match made in heaven.

Liam: What have you done to my brothers?

Liam: Alien abduction?

Liam: You guys been probed too hard?

Gray: No, we’re just overwhelmed by how cute y’all are.

Gray: Your pictures are all over the tabloids. Haven’t you seen?

Liam: No.

Liam: Shit.

Cole: Can’t believe I’m having to give you this advice, bro, but only kiss her once you get into your ride. Not before.

Gray: Rookie move.

Matt: He’s losing his touch.

Cole: Nah. He’s just whipped. I’ve seen Gracie wearing his number, guys.

Cole: Diamond-encrusted.

Matt: Already, Liam? ALREADY?! Why don’t you piss on her?

Gray: Do not do that to our sister!

Cole: What if she’s into it?

Matt: EW. We do not talk about what Gracie is into.

Cole: Well, consent is key. Liam, if Gracie consents to you pissing on her, then that’s another thing entirely.

Gray: Yeah. It is. But I was talking metaphorically, dumbasses.

Gray: Still, yes, if Gracie consents, then…ummm, go ahead?

Liam: It’s great I’ve got the green flag from you guys to urinate on her?! Tabarnak. Why can’t I have normal brothers?

Liam: I’ve got Noah, Kow, and Trent giving me the silent treatment but you three are talking about golden showers and consent?

Liam: Why can’t you all just hogtie me and force me to Tiffany’s with a shotgun up my ass to get me to buy her an engagement ring?

Matt: HA! As if we’d be a party to that gross crime.

Cole: Agreed, criminal negligence.

Gray: Do we look stupid?

Liam: From where I am, sure. But you’re right. If I pick her engagement ring, I’m a dead man.

Gray: Damn straight.

Matt: You really thinking that far ahead?

Gray: It’s been, what, a day?

Liam: A day or a decade, this’ll end the same whichever it is. You heard it here first.

Matt: *Calls Page 6*

Liam: Fuck you lol.

Gray: Better than us fucking you up though, no? 😉