Chapter Bonus Chapter Part I. [R18+]
[Sorry for budding into your reading, munchies. But I just wanted to let you know that this is my first real attempt at writing a smut scene. If it’s cringey, I apologize beforehand. Read at your own risk!!! Don’t complain to me that your eyeballs burst into flames. Maybe with time I’ll get better at writing this type of scenes. I hope you enjoy the effort.]
Nathan Underhill.
Adam wasn’t happy with me since we came back from our picnic a week ago. He was skulking around the pack house with a sore paw, or let’s just say, with a serious case of blue balls. It was cute to see the strong alpha pout like a five-year-old who didn’t get a piece of candy he really desired. Although, I had to admit, I was also kicking my own ass in the process. I too wanted to rip his clothes off and ride him till he couldn’t walk straight for days. But, as I stated, I didn’t want to do the dirty limbo in the middle of the forest. It was too beastly for me.
A nudge from my side drew me out of my stupor. Joshua sat next to me on the bed while we binge-watched Supernatural. Goddamn, Sam was a sexy piece of tall ass.
“What’s got your tail tied into a knot?” Joshua asked, while shoving a handful of popcorn into his mouth.
I sighed and said the next words with a straight face while I watched Sammy kill a demon. “I was just thinking about Adam’s dick.”
Joshua coughed up the popcorn he ate. “Hell! Give a guy a warning when you’re gonna say stuff like that!” He punched me in the arm while I cackled at his embarrassment.
But what I said was true. I wanted Adam’s dick like a dehydrated man wanted water. I groaned while shoving my dirty thoughts where they belonged before my hardened shaft stabbed through the comforter.
“Then why are you playing hard to get?” Fenrus grumbled out while licking his own balls.
I shook my head. ”Gross! Don’t do that, you animal!”
“Bite me...”Fenrus continued licking his junk. I quickly erected a barrier to shield my innocent, inner eyes from his lewd cleaning regiment. He continued insulting me through the barrier. ”Innocent, my ass! You wish you could lick your own balls.”
A hard shove from Joshua knocked me off my perch. I fell off the bed and onto my ass while dragging the comforter with me. “Ouch!” I staggered off the ground while rubbing my butt-cheeks. “What the hell is wrong with you, twinkles!”
“You were ignoring me,” Joshua countered while chuckling.
With a flick of my finger, I sent Joshua squealing off the bed. The bowl of popcorn flew through the air and hit him on the head before tumbling to the ground. That’ll serve the ass right for pushing me off the bed.
“Who’s the ass now?” Joshua stood up and wiped the popcorn from his sweatpants.
I smirked and said, “You are.”
Joshua huffed while reaching for the empty bowl. He snapped his fingers. The popcorn that lay strewn all over the carpet flew back into the bowl. Joshua set the container on the nightstand and crossed his arms over his chest. “Why did you ignore me?”
“Not my fault... Fenrus was yapping his gums off while licking away at his crotch.” I shivered at the image still etched into my mind. “My poor innocent eyes won’t get over seeing that nasty—”
“Innocent, my ass!” Joshua huffed out. “If you’re so innocent, then I’m Lady Gaga’s BFF.”
Fenrus laughed his tail off at Joshua’s statement. I quickly flipped him off and picked up the comforter, throwing it back onto the bed.
“So? Why did you wreck your brains over your mate’s massive piece of meat?” Joshua picked up the remote and turned off the TV.
“Just thinking that the time has come to put Adam out of his misery. He’s been sulking because he couldn’t get a hold of my ass.”
A grin appeared on Joshua’s face. “Aww! The virgin’s about to take the plunge and impale himself on Adam’s dick.”
I scoffed while shuffling over to the closet. “Yeah, at least I’m not the skank who jumped Denis’ bones a week after declaring him my boyfriend.” I pulled out a pair of gray, ripped jeans and a red t-shirt from their hangers.
“Jealous, aren’t we?”
Joshua didn’t deny it, he couldn’t. Denis walked around the place with an enormous grin on his face while Josh limped around for a day. I asked him about it, and the lame excuse Josh came up with was that he fell off the bed and hurt his ass. Yeah, right... And I was Lady Gaga’s BFF. At first I was worried about how fast they were moving in their relationship. However, at the end of it all, I could see how much they loved each other. They instantly connected. I couldn’t judge them. It was their lives.
“What are you planning for your deflowering ceremony?” Joshua asked.
I walked out of the closet and said, “We’re going shopping.”
“Yes!” Joshua shouted while falling backward onto the bed.
***
The mall was busy as usual, with a lot of teenagers lazing about the place. We made our way toward our destination. I didn’t tell Joshua what I was planning, because he’d make fun of me all the way. This would have caused me to shove him out of a moving vehicle before ramming his twink of an ass into the pavement.
I was a bit nervous about my plans, but I needed to man-up. Adam was nothing but a true gentleman over the last year with me. He never pressured me into having sex or demanded it from me. And I loved him for that. Sex for me was always sacred; I didn’t want my first time to be with a random guy I met at a bar one night. I wanted it to be special. Call me old fashion if you’d like.
Before I knew it, we reached our destination: The Treasure Trove. An adult shop.
One would have thought it was inappropriate to have such a shop in the middle of a mall, but the town’s people weren’t as prudish as the humans were. Werewolves and spell casters alike explored their sexualities without restraint and seeing the shop here raised no eyebrows. The front of the store was filled with mannequins wearing sexy underwear that could cause a nun to have a heart attack on the spot.
“Innocent, my ass! You kinky bastard!” shouted Joshua as he pulled me into the shop. The clerk at the front counter chuckled as we passed him.
I pulled my hand out of Joshua’s hold as we walked down an aisle filled with butt plugs galore. I tried not to choke when my eyes landed on the different sizes they had on display. Damn! How did people get these things shoved up their asses? One particular red butt plug was thicker than my forearm.
Goddamn... I wiped the beads of sweat that trickled down my temple. “Maybe this wasn’t such a bright idea...” I muttered while staring at the monstrosity.
Joshua laughed and said, “Don’t worry. You don’t have to use that one.” He glanced over the selection of butt plugs and pulled off a smaller one that wouldn’t rip my ass into another dimension. “This one’s just up your alley,” he cackled at his lame joke.
I took the box and inspected the butt plug, still gulping down at the thought of having to shove it up my virgin ass. What was that saying... no pain, no gain? Oh, it was going to hurt.
Before long, Joshua pulled me out of the aisle and onto our next item on the list. Thank you, Joshua, for accompanying me on this mission. If not for him, I would have stumbled around the place, looking like a mumbling mess. I should have bought a book off Amazon on this shit... Bottoming for Dummies.
About a half-an-hour later, Joshua had filled a basket with all the essentials I needed to ready myself for the dirty deed. I didn’t know it took this much grooming to have good, clean sex.
“We’re nearly done,” Joshua said as he dropped several bottles of lube into the filled basket. “The only thing left is sexy underwear.” He winked at me and walked over to the lingerie section.
I thought I couldn’t feel more uncomfortable as I already felt, but I was dead wrong. My ears were about to burst into flames. Before I could drop the basket full of naughty bits and baubles and hit the floor running, Joshua strutted up to me waving a red pair of lacey panties for men and a fishnet wivebeater shirt around like a gay flag. My eyeballs nearly dropped to the floor.
“There you go. Adam won’t know what train hit him if you wear these.” Joshua shoved the lingerie into my hand. I was already regretting the whole idea.
“Stop being a pussy.” Fenrus pushed his way into the conversation. “I had to. Take the outfit already! I can’t wait until Adam plows us into oblivion. And that sexy number will hit the dick on the head.”
“Urg! Don’t say those things out loud!” I shook my head. ”He’s going to maul my ass in this.” I stared down at the kinky underwear.
“That’s the whole idea, idiot.”
“I still have to use my ass after Adam’s done with it.”
“Earth to Nathan!” Joshua snapped his fingers in front of my face. “Geez. You werewolves are worse than toddlers. Keep focus.”
Just as I wanted to bite his fingers off, my eyes locked onto the university’s librarian, of all people. I quickly shoved the lingerie behind my back before the old biddy could lay eyes on them. Only then did I realize she was holding several straps and whips in her arms. Geez! What was this woman into?
After an awkward silence, Joshua saved the day. “Hi Mrs. Hadley. Nice seeing you here. Got another set of toys for your play room?”
Playroom? I frowned at his statement.
A grin appeared on her wrinkled face. “It was time to get replacements. My dear Howard is such a naughty boy most of the time, and I have to come up with more ways to punish him.” She winked before wobbling off.
“Holy hell... That was creepy,” I whispered.
Joshua burst out laughing just as the librarian disappeared into the aisle, where they kept all sorts of vibrators.
“You can say that again. Mrs. and Mr. Hadley are into BDSM.”
I gagged at the harrowing pictures flooding my mind of seeing Mrs. Hadley in a dominatrix outfit whipping Mr. Hadley while he lay strapped to a bed. Tightening my grip on the basket, I rushed off to the checkout counter before another awkward situation popped out its dirty little head.
Joshua continued to laugh his ass off while we paid for our guilty pleasures.